Today’s Humor: TEXAS HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

 

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TEXAS HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

 

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,

I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in a few minutes or so. Don’t mess with the pit bulls — they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.

I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS – I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside.

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As always: Thanks to Dorothy139

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