Humor: Things Confucius Never Said

 

Confucius

Confucius Say:
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Man who run in
front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.

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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch behind

should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.

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War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.

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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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As always, “thanks” to Dorothy139

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Published in: on March 4, 2009 at 8:11 am  Comments (2)  
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2 Comments

  1. ^_^

  2. Dear Nurta San,

    Couldn’t have said it better myself!

    –marylouise


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