Day 3 of Jokes: ‘And Then the Fight Started!’


Some Place Expensive!

Some Place Expensive!


Today is the final day that we look in on the “couple from hell!”


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace

So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started…


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started…


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started…


After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt.’

So I opened my shirt, revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.’  And she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.

She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.’

And then the fight started…


Let’s talk about fishing tomorrow!

This blog is a companion to my website:

Published in: on July 6, 2009 at 7:07 am  Comments Off on Day 3 of Jokes: ‘And Then the Fight Started!’  
Tags: ,