Still Feeling Rotten & A Some Quick Jokes

I hope to be back in a couple of days.

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So the day isn’t a total waste, here are a few quick jokes:

Sign seen on a Taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.” 

Anyone who is mistaken for a moose and shot, is probably better off anyway.

Did you hear about the guy who went elephant hunting and ended up in the hospital? He got a hernia carrying the decoys.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, “Don’t you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?” I said, “I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too.”

Definition of Vegetarian: Old Indian word for bad hunter.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? “Quack! Quack! Quack!”

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For more jokes, try this funny site:   Hunter’s Jokes

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This blog is a companion to my website: GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com

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Published in: on March 2, 2010 at 9:57 pm  Comments Off on Still Feeling Rotten & A Some Quick Jokes  
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