Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: ‘Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dah in gesheissen.’ (Which means: ‘Don’t drink the water, the cows have shit in it.’)
The man shouted back: ‘I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan, I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.’
The farmer replied: ‘Use two hands, you’ll get more.
As always, “Thank You” to Dorothy139!
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