The Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months
in a nursing Home at $7000 per month.
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My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old
And we don’t know where he is.
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I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.
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The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
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I joined a health club last year,
Spent about 400 bucks.
Haven’t lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
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Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they’ll say,
‘Well, she looks good doesn’t she.’
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If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.
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I know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years,……
Just getting over the hill.
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We all get heavier as we get older,
Because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
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AND
Every time I start thinking too much
About how I look, I just find a Happy Hour
And by the time I leave, I look just fine.
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Cheers!
You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them
If you don’t forward
This to 1 of your friends within
The next 5 minutes your belly
Button will unscrew and your
Backside will fall off.
Really…. It’s true
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This is a companion to my website: GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com
