Today’s Joke: Talking About Walking

The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old

To spend an additional 5 months

in a nursing Home at $7000 per month.


My grandpa started walking

Five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he’s 97 years old

And we don’t know where he is.


I like long walks,

Especially when they are taken

By people who annoy me.


The only reason I would take up walking

Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.


I have to walk early in the morning,

Before my brain figures out what I’m doing.


I joined a health club last year,

Spent about 400 bucks.

Haven’t lost a pound.

Apparently you have to go there.


Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,

I wash my mouth out with chocolate.


The advantage of exercising every day

Is so when you die, they’ll say,

‘Well, she looks good doesn’t she.’


If you are going to try cross-country skiing,

Start with a small country.


I know I got a lot of exercise

The last few years,……

Just getting over the hill.


We all get heavier as we get older,

Because there’s a lot more information in our heads.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.



Every time I start thinking too much

About how I look, I just find a Happy Hour

And by the time I leave, I look just fine.



You could run this over to your friends

But just e-mail it to them

If you don’t forward

This to 1 of your friends within

The next 5 minutes your belly

Button will unscrew and your

Backside will fall off.

Really…. It’s true


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Published in: on August 5, 2010 at 6:30 am  Comments Off on Today’s Joke: Talking About Walking  
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