Today’s Joke: Talking About Walking

The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old

To spend an additional 5 months

in a nursing Home at $7000 per month.

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My grandpa started walking

Five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he’s 97 years old

And we don’t know where he is.

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I like long walks,

Especially when they are taken

By people who annoy me.

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The only reason I would take up walking

Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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I have to walk early in the morning,

Before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

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I joined a health club last year,

Spent about 400 bucks.

Haven’t lost a pound.

Apparently you have to go there.

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Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,

I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

~

The advantage of exercising every day

Is so when you die, they’ll say,

‘Well, she looks good doesn’t she.’

~

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,

Start with a small country.

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I know I got a lot of exercise

The last few years,……

Just getting over the hill.

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We all get heavier as we get older,

Because there’s a lot more information in our heads.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

~

AND

Every time I start thinking too much

About how I look, I just find a Happy Hour

And by the time I leave, I look just fine.

~

Cheers!

You could run this over to your friends

But just e-mail it to them

If you don’t forward

This to 1 of your friends within

The next 5 minutes your belly

Button will unscrew and your

Backside will fall off.

Really…. It’s true

~^~

This is a companion to my website: GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com


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Published in: on August 5, 2010 at 6:30 am  Comments Off on Today’s Joke: Talking About Walking  
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