Today’s Joke: My Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here’s the hat. Try it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don’t try it at McDonald’s though. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.

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Hope you got a chuckle!

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Published in: on September 4, 2010 at 6:16 am  Comments Off on Today’s Joke: My Green Hat  
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