Today’s Humor: Terminology for the Medically-Challenged!

Medical Terminology for the Layman

All the words you have wondered about — in one place!  *

Medical Terms at Your Fingertips!

Antibody: against everyone

Artery: the study of fine paintings

Anally: occurring every year

Bacteria: back door to a cafeteria

Bandages: The Rolling Stones

Barium: what you do when CPR fails

Benign: what you be after you be eight

Cardiology: advanced study of poker playing

Cat Scan: searching for one’s lost kitty

Colic: a sheep dog

Coma: a punctuation mark

Congenital: friendly

D & C: where Washington is

Dilate: to live longer

Enema: not a friend

Enteritis: a penchant for burglary

ER: the things on your head that you hear with

* By the time you have these memorized, I’ll post a few more!


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Published in: on January 31, 2011 at 8:19 am  Comments Off on Today’s Humor: Terminology for the Medically-Challenged!  
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