Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
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Bride to new husband: “There you are, Darling … my first meal cooked just the way you better like it!”
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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night!
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Monday Truth: The repairman will never have seen a model like yours!
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Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy!
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My favorite oxymorons:
- temporary tax increase,
- tight slacks
- twelve-ounce pound cake,
- exact estimate.
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“Morning Glow” used by permission of Vantage Point Graphics
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This blog is a companion to my website: GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com
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