Monday Thoughts: Today’s Jokes

Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

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Bride to new husband:  “There you are, Darling … my first meal cooked just the way you better like it!”

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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.  Women somehow deteriorate during the night!

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Monday Truth:  The repairman will never have seen a model like yours!

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Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy!

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My favorite oxymorons:

  • temporary tax increase,
  • tight slacks
  • twelve-ounce pound cake,
  • exact estimate.

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“Morning Glow” used by permission of Vantage Point Graphics

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This blog is a companion to my website:  GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com

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Published in: on February 28, 2011 at 1:47 am  Comments Off on Monday Thoughts: Today’s Jokes  
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