Friday’s Joke: My First Day on the Job!

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…

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About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with

her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

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I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

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The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.
Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’

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So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe

someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart..’

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My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

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If You Think This Was Fun: Come Back Sunday for a Quick Look at Some Of My Rear Window Graphics –
New, Classic or “Best in Category”

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Published in: on April 8, 2011 at 12:03 am  Comments (2)  
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2 Comments

  1. ★★★★★

  2. Dear Kristin,

    Yes, I thought it was a hoot, too! Thanks for stopping by today.

    Best wishes,
    Marylouise


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