Saturday Humor: The Real Truth of Men vs. Women and a Blond Joke

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This was Probably Created by a Woman Engineer!

Examples of Simple vs Complex Machinery!

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This Next Joke Sort of Unravels the Brilliance of the Previous Machinery! 

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The Blond and the Truck Driver 

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.

He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, “Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!”

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, “Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!”

He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. Now he’s getting really mad.

He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she’s laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it.

He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

“What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle!”

— This joke, and many others, are at Wasted Your Time

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Published in: on May 28, 2011 at 12:05 am  Comments Off on Saturday Humor: The Real Truth of Men vs. Women and a Blond Joke  
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Today’s Jokes: What Were They Thinking? Part 2

A Personal Note: On Monday, I prefer to have a meaty article to start the week.  However, we got a lovely surprise — our son Chris flew in from California and I took Friday & the weekend off.

This is an article I was holding for later in the week.

I’ve started an article on fishing and lures … and I’m too tired to get very far on it.  I’ll make every effort to get it to you on Tuesday.

Sometimes, you see photos and wonder what was going on in the mind of the one in the photo.  These are the rest of those images (I showed the first 1/2 on Friday).   Enjoy!

 

I'm Speechless!

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Repeat after me: What's Behind You is Not Important!

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What an Interesting Location for a Home!

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Oops!

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I've Heard of Number Crunching, but this is Ridiculous!

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Not One of this Snake's Smarter Moves!

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Somebody with a Death-Wish?

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Don't Try this at Home! What Happens When Some Smartie Decides to Put the Electric Teapot on a Hot Burner!

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O-K!

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Let Me Guess: This is a Blond Joke?

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The Luck of Some People: If I Were Bathing this Cat, What You Wanna Bet It Would Turn Into an Attack Cat?

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Published in: on February 14, 2011 at 12:45 am  Comments Off on Today’s Jokes: What Were They Thinking? Part 2  
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Joke for the Day: The Truck Stop

(Sometimes, I get a wee-bit tired of all the Blonde jokes. Therefore, I LOVE this one!)

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A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.

He said, ‘I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.’

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, ‘This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?’

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.’

‘Oh, OK!’ said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’

She replied, ‘I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!’

FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!!!

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— Once again, many thanks to Dorothy139!

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Published in: on September 29, 2008 at 10:32 am  Comments (2)  
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