Today’s Joke: The Difference Between Dogs and Cats

4 Thankful Springer Pups! *

A dog thinks:

Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me …

they must be gods!

 

 

 

9 Lives in 1 Small Package!

A cat thinks:

Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me …

I must be a god!

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* ‘Springer Spaniels‘ shown by permission of Vantage Point Graphics!

** ‘9 Lives‘ shown by permission of Window Canvass/ClearVue Graphics!

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SUNDAY: Come back and see a whole new category of Rear Window Graphics!

Come see the NRA Graphics!

They are on sale through the month of February!

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Published in: on February 5, 2011 at 12:05 am  Comments Off on Today’s Joke: The Difference Between Dogs and Cats  
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Today’s Joke: NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR LIPSTICK

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Why would you even ask me that?

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I’m insulted!

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Every time something goes missing around here,

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everybody looks at me!

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By Now You’ve Noticed

If you have searched for a previous article, it may not be here — or the links might be broken.  Almost 400 articles must be re-linked to my new website. It will take a little time.  They WILL be corrected.

ML

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Published in: on September 29, 2010 at 8:16 am  Comments Off on Today’s Joke: NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR LIPSTICK  
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Today’s Humor: TEXAS HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

 

A Bundle of Joy to his Owner!

He's Never Had a Bite He Didn't Like!

 

TEXAS HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

 

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,

I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in a few minutes or so. Don’t mess with the pit bulls — they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.

I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS – I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside.

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As always: Thanks to Dorothy139

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Published in: on February 4, 2009 at 7:40 am  Comments (1)  
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Words of Wisdom & A Bit of Humor

 

**Scroll to the bottom for the “PS” — it’s more info about borax for hunters’ clothes!

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There’s a rumor going around that even macho-types in ghillie suits and knives have a softer side! The following offers ‘words to live by’ in a humorous way. Enjoy !

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Always try to help a friend in need

 

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Believe in Yourself

Believe in Yourself

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Be Brave...But it's OK to be Afraid Sometimes

Be Brave...But it's OK to be Afraid Sometimes!

 

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Study Hard

Study Hard

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Give Lots of Kisses!

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Laugh Often!

 

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Don’t be Overly Concerned with Your Weight; It’s Just a Number!

(Go tell that to my doctor!)

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Meet New People; Even if they Look Different to You!

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Remain Calm, Even When it Seems Hopeless!

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Take Lots of Naps...

Take Lots of Naps...

 

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Be Weird Whenever You Have the Chance!

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Love Your Friends, No Matter Who They Are!

Love Your Friends, No Matter Who They Are!

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Always Try to See the Glass Half Full!

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Don't Waste Food!

Don't Waste Food!

 

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RELAX!

RELAX!

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Take an Occasional Risk!

Take an Occasional Risk!

 

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Try to Have a Little Fun Each Day. ...It's Important!

Try to Have a Little Fun Each Day. ...It's Important!

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Work Together as a Team!

Work Together as a Team!

 

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Share a Joke with Friends!

Share a Joke with Friends!

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Fall in love with someone…

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...And Say 'I Love You' Often!

...And Say 'I Love You' Often!

 

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Express Yourself Creatively!

Express Yourself Creatively!

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Be Conscious of Your Appearance!

Be Conscious of Your Appearance!

 

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Always Be Up for Surprises!

Always Be Up for Surprises!

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Love Someone With All Your Heart!

Love Someone With All of Your Heart!

 

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Share With Friends!

Share With Friends!

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Watch Your Step!

Watch Your Step!

 

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It Will Get Better!

Things Will Get Better!

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There is Always Someone Who Loves You More Than You Know!

There is Always Someone Who Loves You More Than You Know!

 

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Exercise to Keep Fit!

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Live Up to Your Name!

 

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Seize the Moment!

Seize the Moment!

 

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Hold on to Good Friends; They are Few and Far Between!

Hold on to Good Friends; They are Few and Far Between!

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Indulge in the Things You Truly Love!

Indulge in the Things You Truly Love!

 

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Cherish Every Sunday!

Cherish Every Sunday!

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At the End of the Day... PRAY

At the End of the Day... PRAY

 

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Close Your Eyes!

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And Smile at Least Once a Day!

And Smile at Least Once a Day!

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‘Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forgive the ones who don’t, and believe that everything happens for a reason.’

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Many, many ‘Thanks’ to Dorothy139

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PS: I’m getting questions about the amount of borax to use for hunting clothes.

  • I use:  2/3 to 3/4 cup in a large (full) load of clothes,
  • 1/2 cup for a medium and
  • 1/4 cup borax for a small load of clothing.
  • Many people use too much detergent.

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