— Thanks to JustForLaughsTV
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Saturday’s Humor: Chances of a Man Winning an Argument!
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Between You and Me: I think the Author of this Graph was an Optimist!
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Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
15. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
14. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
13. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
12. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
11. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
10. “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”
9. “Actually I’m doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.”
8. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”
7. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
6. “The coffee machine is broken….”
5. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.”
4. “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
3. “Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!”
2. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
“Amen”
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— Thanks to WastedYourTime.com for a cute joke!
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Saturday Humor: The Real Truth of Men vs. Women and a Blond Joke
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This was Probably Created by a Woman Engineer!
Examples of Simple vs Complex Machinery!
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This Next Joke Sort of Unravels the Brilliance of the Previous Machinery!
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The Blond and the Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.
He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, “Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!”
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, “Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!”
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. Now he’s getting really mad.
He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she’s laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it.
He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
“What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle!”
— This joke, and many others, are at Wasted Your Time
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Come Back Sunday: See a Variety of Army Rear Window Graphics!
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Upcoming Attractions:
When Humans Try to Domesticate the Javelina
Plus
Hunting Javelina and Wild Hogs
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I have several other projects in the works – fishing & hunting
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A Little Humor: Quite a Dog Trick!
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Saw this the other day and had to share it with you! Just too cute!
This dog has his owner trained!
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Saturday’s Joke: Men vs. Women at the Store
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Thanks to Dorothy139!
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The last few Saturday jokes have been concocted by a group of engineers (male, obviously), who think they understand women!
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Come back next Saturday to find out why they couldn’t possibly have figured out women … or much else!
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Come back tomorrow: for Sunday’s Rear Window Graphics –
The Wildest of the Wild Animals!
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A Little Saturday Humor
Have you ever wondered how a
woman’s brain works?
Well….it’s finally explained here in one, easy-to-
understand illustration:
Everyone of those little blue balls is a thought
about something that needs to be done,
a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.
A man has only 2 balls and
they take up all his thoughts.
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Saturday’s Joke: Engineers Explain Women
WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS
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Come Back Tomorrow: See Some of the Most Unusual Rear Window Graphics I Carry in my Store! Have You Seen ‘I’m With Stupid?’ It’s a Hoot!
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Today’s Joke: Liberals vs. Texans
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Texas has compiled a Liberal to Texan Translation Directory. This should be helpful for you Californians … and other liberals, and offer a chuckle for all.
(You need not agree!)
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CALIFORNIA TEXAS
- Arsenal of Weapons . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Gun Collection
- Delicate Wetlands . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Swamp
- Undocumented Worker . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Illegal Alien
- Cruelty-Free Materials . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Synthetic Fibers
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- Assault-and-Battery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Attitude Adjustment
- Heavily Armed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well-protected
- Narrow Minded . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Righteous
- Taxes or Your Fair Share . . . . . . . . . . . . Coerced Theft
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- Common sense Gun Control . . . . . . . . . . Gun Confiscation Plot
- Illegal Hazardous Explosives . . . . . . . . . Fireworks or Stump Removal
- Non-viable Tissue Mass . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Unborn baby
- Equal Access to Opportunity. . . . . . . . . .Socialism
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- Multicultural Community . . . . . . . . . . . .High Crime Area
- Fairness or Social Progress . . . . . . . . . . .Marxism
- Upper Class or “The Rich” . . . . . . . . . . . . Self-Employed
- Progressive, Change . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Big Government Scheme
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- Homeless or Disadvantaged . . . . . . . . . . Bums or Welfare Leeches
- Sniper Rifle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Scoped Deer Rifle
- Investment for the Future . . . . . . . . . . . Higher Taxes
- Healthcare Reform . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Socialized Medicine
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- Extremist, Judgmental or Hater . . . . . . .Conservative
- Truants . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Home schoolers
- Victim or Oppressed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Criminal or Lazy Good for Nothings
- High Capacity Magazine . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Standard Capacity Magazine
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- Religious Zealot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Church-going
- Reintroduced Wolves . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sheep & Elk Killers
- Free Trade Coffee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
- “Exploiters” or “The Rich” . . . . . . . . . . . . . Employed or Land Owners
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- The Gun Lobby . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NRA Members
- Assault Weapon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M-1 Carbine)
- Fiscal Stimulus . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .New Taxes and Higher Taxes
- Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting . . . . . . Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
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Hope you enjoyed this poke at our understanding of the English Language!
Next Time: We’ll get serious!
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Today’s Joke: Logic and Men
Logic 101
A wife asks her husband, an engineer, “Could you please go shopping for me
and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk and the eggs.
The wife asks him, “Why the devil did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied,
“they had eggs.”
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My husband, an engineer, doesn’t understand what’s wrong with the interaction above!
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Taking a few days off to enjoy the holiday!
Hope you are too!
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Friday’s Joke: My First Day on the Job!
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…
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About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
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I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
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The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.
Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’
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So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe
someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart..’
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My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
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