Saturday’s Humor: Just a Little Dart in the Back

— Thanks to JustForLaughsTV

~

Come Back Tomorrow for:  Something New from 3 G’s

~

This blog is a companion to my website: GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com

~!~

Published in: on June 11, 2011 at 12:01 am  Comments Off on Saturday’s Humor: Just a Little Dart in the Back  
Tags: ,

Saturday’s Humor: Chances of a Man Winning an Argument!

~

 ~

Between You and Me:  I think the Author of this Graph was an Optimist!

~

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk  

15. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

14. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time            management course you sent me to.”

13. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”

12. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”

11. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”

10. “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”

9. “Actually I’m doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.”

8. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”

7. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

6. “The coffee machine is broken….”

5. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.”

4. “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”

3. “Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!”

2. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

“Amen”

.

— Thanks to WastedYourTime.com  for a cute joke!

~

Come Back Tomorrow —  Sunday Special:  Some New Products!

~

This blog is a companion to my website:  GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com

Published in: on June 4, 2011 at 12:08 am  Comments Off on Saturday’s Humor: Chances of a Man Winning an Argument!  
Tags: ,

Saturday’s Joke: Men vs. Women at the Store

 ~~

Thanks to Dorothy139!

~

The last few Saturday jokes have been concocted by a group of engineers (male, obviously), who think they understand women!

~

Come back next Saturday to find out why they couldn’t possibly have figured out women … or much else!

~

Come back tomorrow:   for Sunday’s Rear Window Graphics –

The Wildest of the Wild Animals!

~

This blog is a companion to my website:  GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com

Published in: on May 21, 2011 at 12:05 am  Comments Off on Saturday’s Joke: Men vs. Women at the Store  
Tags: ,

A Little Saturday Humor

Have you ever wondered how a

woman’s brain works?

Well….it’s finally explained here in one, easy-to-

understand illustration:

Everyone of those little blue balls is a thought

about something that needs to be done, 

a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 balls and

they take up all his thoughts.

~

Come Back Tomorrow:    See My Coast Guard Window Graphics

This blog is a companion to my website:  GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com

~

Published in: on May 14, 2011 at 12:05 am  Comments Off on A Little Saturday Humor  
Tags: ,

Saturday’s Joke: Engineers Explain Women

WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS


~

Come Back Tomorrow:  See Some of the Most Unusual Rear Window Graphics I Carry in my Store!  Have You Seen ‘I’m With Stupid?’  It’s a Hoot!

~

This blog is a companion to my website:  GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com

§

Published in: on May 7, 2011 at 12:02 am  Comments Off on Saturday’s Joke: Engineers Explain Women  
Tags: ,

Today’s Joke: Liberals vs. Texans

~

Texas has compiled a Liberal to Texan Translation Directory. This should be helpful for you Californians … and other liberals,  and offer a chuckle for all.

(You need not agree!)

CALIFORNIA                                                      TEXAS

  • Arsenal of Weapons . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Gun Collection
  • Delicate Wetlands . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Swamp
  • Undocumented Worker . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Illegal Alien
  • Cruelty-Free Materials . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Synthetic Fibers

~

  • Assault-and-Battery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Attitude Adjustment
  • Heavily Armed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well-protected
  • Narrow Minded . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Righteous
  • Taxes or Your Fair Share  . . . . . . . . . . . . Coerced Theft

~

  • Common sense Gun Control . . . . . . . . . . Gun Confiscation Plot
  • Illegal Hazardous Explosives . . . . . . . . . Fireworks or Stump Removal
  • Non-viable Tissue Mass . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Unborn baby
  • Equal Access to Opportunity. . . . . . . . . .Socialism

~

  • Multicultural Community . . . . . . . . . . . .High Crime Area
  • Fairness or Social Progress . . . . . . . . . . .Marxism
  • Upper Class or “The Rich” . . . . . . . . . . . . Self-Employed
  • Progressive, Change . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Big Government Scheme

~

  • Homeless or Disadvantaged . . . . . . . . . . Bums or Welfare Leeches
  • Sniper Rifle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Scoped Deer Rifle
  • Investment for the Future . . . . . . . . . . . Higher Taxes
  • Healthcare Reform . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Socialized Medicine

~

  • Extremist, Judgmental or Hater . . . . . . .Conservative
  • Truants . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Home schoolers
  • Victim or Oppressed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Criminal or Lazy Good for Nothings
  • High Capacity Magazine . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Standard Capacity Magazine

~

  • Religious Zealot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Church-going
  • Reintroduced Wolves . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sheep & Elk Killers
  • Free Trade Coffee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
  • “Exploiters” or “The Rich” . . . . . . . . . . . . . Employed or Land Owners

~

  • The Gun Lobby . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NRA Members
  • Assault Weapon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M-1 Carbine)
  • Fiscal Stimulus . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .New Taxes and Higher Taxes
  • Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting . . . . . . Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

Hope you enjoyed this poke at our understanding of the English Language!

Next Time:  We’ll get serious!

·

This blog is a companion to my website:  GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com

Published in: on May 3, 2011 at 10:32 pm  Comments Off on Today’s Joke: Liberals vs. Texans  
Tags: , , ,

Today’s Joke: Logic and Men

Logic 101


A wife asks her husband, an engineer, “Could you please go shopping for me
and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk and the eggs.

The wife asks him, “Why the devil did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied,
“they had eggs.”

~

My husband, an engineer, doesn’t understand what’s wrong with the interaction above!

~

 

Taking a few days off to enjoy the holiday!

 Hope you are too!

 ·

 This blog is a companion to my website:   GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com

Published in: on April 22, 2011 at 8:58 am  Comments Off on Today’s Joke: Logic and Men  
Tags: ,

Friday’s Joke: My First Day on the Job!

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…

·

 

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with

her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

·

I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

·

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.
Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’

·

So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe

someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart..’

·

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

·

If You Think This Was Fun: Come Back Sunday for a Quick Look at Some Of My Rear Window Graphics –
New, Classic or “Best in Category”

This blog is a companion to my website:  GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com

Published in: on April 8, 2011 at 12:03 am  Comments (2)  
Tags: ,

Saturday’s Special: A Joke or 2

A Serious Consideration

If We Quit Voting …

Will They All Go Away?

~

~

Fight Crime!

Shoot Back!

~

~!~

~

Very Funny, Scotty!

Now Beam Down My Clothes!

~

~^~

~

Come Back Tomorrow

for

This Sunday’s  Special: Marine Military Rear Window Graphics

~

This blog is a companion to my website:  GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com

 

Published in: on March 26, 2011 at 12:01 am  Comments Off on Saturday’s Special: A Joke or 2  
Tags: ,

Today’s Joke: One Savvy Cat Shares His Views on the Oil Crisis

One Savvy Cat

ON THE OIL CRISIS

 

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there’s a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn’t know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:

ALASKA

California

Coastal Florida

Coastal Louisiana

Coastal Alabama

Coastal Mississippi

Coastal Texas

North Dakota

Wyoming

Colorado

Kansas

Oklahoma

Pennsylvania

And

Texas


Our dipsticks are located in DC

·

·

Any Questions?  NO?  Didn’t Think So.

~

This blog is a companion to my website:  GreatGhilliesAndGraphics.com

Published in: on March 24, 2011 at 12:36 am  Comments Off on Today’s Joke: One Savvy Cat Shares His Views on the Oil Crisis  
Tags: ,