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Texas has compiled a Liberal to Texan Translation Directory. This should be helpful for you Californians … and other liberals, and offer a chuckle for all.
(You need not agree!)
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CALIFORNIA TEXAS
- Arsenal of Weapons . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Gun Collection
- Delicate Wetlands . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Swamp
- Undocumented Worker . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Illegal Alien
- Cruelty-Free Materials . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Synthetic Fibers
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- Assault-and-Battery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Attitude Adjustment
- Heavily Armed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well-protected
- Narrow Minded . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Righteous
- Taxes or Your Fair Share . . . . . . . . . . . . Coerced Theft
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- Common sense Gun Control . . . . . . . . . . Gun Confiscation Plot
- Illegal Hazardous Explosives . . . . . . . . . Fireworks or Stump Removal
- Non-viable Tissue Mass . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Unborn baby
- Equal Access to Opportunity. . . . . . . . . .Socialism
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- Multicultural Community . . . . . . . . . . . .High Crime Area
- Fairness or Social Progress . . . . . . . . . . .Marxism
- Upper Class or “The Rich” . . . . . . . . . . . . Self-Employed
- Progressive, Change . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Big Government Scheme
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- Homeless or Disadvantaged . . . . . . . . . . Bums or Welfare Leeches
- Sniper Rifle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Scoped Deer Rifle
- Investment for the Future . . . . . . . . . . . Higher Taxes
- Healthcare Reform . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Socialized Medicine
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- Extremist, Judgmental or Hater . . . . . . .Conservative
- Truants . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Home schoolers
- Victim or Oppressed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Criminal or Lazy Good for Nothings
- High Capacity Magazine . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Standard Capacity Magazine
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- Religious Zealot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Church-going
- Reintroduced Wolves . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sheep & Elk Killers
- Free Trade Coffee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
- “Exploiters” or “The Rich” . . . . . . . . . . . . . Employed or Land Owners
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- The Gun Lobby . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NRA Members
- Assault Weapon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M-1 Carbine)
- Fiscal Stimulus . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .New Taxes and Higher Taxes
- Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting . . . . . . Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
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Hope you enjoyed this poke at our understanding of the English Language!
Next Time: We’ll get serious!
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